Dead Bush

Dead Bushes are an item that most noobs like. It is a useless item, and it only drops a stick if you break it. Its uselessness attracts noobs. To some noobs, Dead Bush is a god, and they worship it.

All noobs love deadbushes, even if they also like diamonds (some noobs like diamonds). In fact, dead bushes are the the reason noobs exist, and why people call players that like deadbushes noobs.

There are many deadbushes that are actually alive, like Javier. In some cases, dead bushes rule noobs and are sometimes their kings or gods.

Deadbushes are found in deserts, or in clay biomes. The only way to get them is with sheers, making them very hard to get. Many noobs have tried to get deadbushes by going underground and mining iron, but many tragically died due to cave monsters.